Roley's Fumbler of a Tumblr

dandyions:

i can’t believe tumblr user egberts bought tumblr

tupacabra:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

babybirdblues:

(Source: kateordie)

(Source: attakid)

tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is goin g because i did not 

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

saraarp:

SIMBA

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(Source: oh-gurl-please)

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

(Source: mrs-prozac)

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)